.:Tuesday, March 08, 2005:.
The husband/wife store..
lol.. this was originally posted in one of the sisters sections.. I honestly have to say the second one was funnier :P
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a women
may go to choose a husband from among many men the store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however a cach. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but
if you go up the floor, you CANNOT go back down except to exit the
building. So a women goes to the sopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 1 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS The woman reads the sign and say to hereself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up? So up she goes.
FLOOR 2 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS AND LOVE KIDS The woman reads the sign, and the woman remarks to hereself,
"That's great, but I wonder what's furtherup? And she goes up again.
FLOOR 3 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING "Hmmm, better" she says. "but I wonder what's upstairs?"
FLOOR 4 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING AND HELP WITHE HOUSEWORK.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" and again she heads up another flight or floor.
FOOR 5 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING, HELP WITHE HOUSEWORK AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK. "Oh, mercy me! buth just think what must be awaiting me
further on?" So up to the Sixth (6) floor she goes.
FLOOR 6 - THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR, YOU ARE A VISITOR 3,456,789.012 TO THIS FLOOR THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY. AS PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE.Some of the sisters decided to flip it around lool..
A store that sells wives has just opened in Ottawa, where a man may go to choose a wife from among many women. The store is comprised of 7 floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a woman from that floor, but if you go up the floor, you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building.
So a man goes to the shopping center to find a wife...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 1 - THESE WOMEN ARE MODEST/PIOUS The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last fiance, but I wonder what's further up? So up he goes.
FLOOR 2 - THESE WOMEN ARE MODEST/PIOUS AND LOVE KIDS The man reads the sign, and the man remarks to himself,
"That's great, but I wonder what's further up? And he goes up again.
FLOOR 3 - THESE WOMEN ARE MODEST/PIOUS, LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY
GOOD LOOKING "Hmmm, better, " he says, "but I wonder what's upstairs?"
FLOOR 4 - THESE WOMEN ARE MODEST/PIOUS, LOVE KIDS, ARE EXTREMELY
GOOD LOOKING AND KNOW HOW TO COOK. "Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting, BUT, there must be more further up!" and again he heads up another floor.
FOOR 5 - THESE WOMEN ARE MODEST/PIOUS, LOVE KIDS, ARE EXTREMELY
GOOD LOOKING, KNOW HOW TO COOK, AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK. "Oh, damnn! but just think what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the Sixth (6) floor he goes.
FLOOR 6 - THESE WOMEN ARE MODEST/PIOUS, LOVE KIDS, ARE EXTREMELY
GOOD LOOKING, KNOW HOW TO COOK, HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK AND ARE ACTUALLY SMART. "Smart? Holy smack, what more can a man want than an intelligent wife to begin with, but still I got one more floor, surely I can get better..."
FLOOR 7 - THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THIS FLOOR, YOU ARE VISITOR 3,456,789.012 TO THIS FLOOR - THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY AS PROOF THAT MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE.
chotu-meyeh
@ 3/08/2005 02:26:00 PM
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