.:Thursday, April 13, 2006:.

muslim pickup lines

Something happened yesterday that reminded me of this.. lol..

1. Oh my gosh! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me.

2. Our parents engaged us when we were little; they must have forgotten to tell you.

3. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

4. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

5. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

6. You can't play basketball with a jilbab on; marry me and we can go one-on-one our entire life.

7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am more than willing to do my part...

8. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen? "

9. Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

10. Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain like you have to be back in Heaven?

11. What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.

12. Can I have your Wali's phone number?

13. So, read any good Surahs lately?

14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.

15. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?

16. Let's get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

17. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/on the day we testified Allah was our lord?

18. Is your dad a terrorist, 'cuz you da bomb!

19. I've had to fast every day since I first saw you.

20. That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

chotu-meyeh @ 4/13/2006 10:56:00 AM #|

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